Don't you just hate it when you're minding your own business trying to hunt rare Pokémon in the local park but all you can find is a huge, 18-inch double-ended sex toy instead?
15-year-old Lewis Oxley was left 'in total shock' when he stumbled upon a rubber dildo at Hexthorpe park in Doncaster, South Yorks. Poor lad.
Naturally, the first thing he did was wack out his phone so he could post a picture of it on Snapchat.
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He captioned it: "Randomly find this in Hexthorpe Park."
Jesus, look at the size of it...
The people of Doncaster take some satisfying, it seems.
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Lewis said: "I just couldn't believe it - I was in a bit of shock.
"I didn't know what it could have been really, I had to do a double take - it must have been at least 18 inches.
"I was in total shock at first when I realised what it was - it was rather a large one but I didn't touch it for obvious reasons.
"It was weird because it's a popular area and people use the park all the time.
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"It could have been anything, a snake - or a big stick. It was just funny and I started chuckling to myself after."
This particularly rare Pokémon has finally been found.
Dickachu, is that you?
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